The Kataang Commandments

KATAANG COMMANDMENTS

Preamble-
Long ago, the Creators made a television program that none other could surpass. At first all worshiped together, but eventually, the followers split into two groups, the Kataangers and Zutarians. While Zutara was based on symbolism and fan-girls, Kataang was based on logic and common sense. So, herein lie the Kataang Commandments. We follow them until that faithful day that the two lovers finally join.


One: All Kataangers must be afraid of steam. Enough said.

Two: When Kataangers look at the clouds, they are reminded of Kataang. They call the clouds “Children”.

Three: All Kataangers must eat a steady diet of three square meals of Fluff everyday. Remember, Kataang is part of a complete breakfast!

Four: Innocence must be chosen over Hotness. Exceptions can be made though.

Five: Kataangers must have a sense of logic and basic human observation skillz.

Six: Kataangers must squee fifty three times a minute.

Seven: When singing “God Bless the USA” in class, secretly sing under your breath along the melody of the song “…And I’m proud to be a Kataanger, well at least I’m right….”  Do the same with your county’s song if from another county.

Eight: When watching “Cave of Two Lovers” all Kataangers must throw a lamp and/or textbook at the television when the lights go out.

Nine: When confronted with a Zutarian, remain polite but continue with your argument on converting to Kataangism if that is your goal. You can achieve this with the help of fellow Kataangers on kataangforever.net

Ten: Take part in the Ship War! All Kataangers must or must be willing to fight for their beliefs.